But then, if we accept that 'God' is omniscient (as the Bible would have us believe he is), he must have known that man would eat the apple before he even fashioned the poor bas[it[/iard from a lump of clay. So he created a being in his own image, gave that being a test he knew it would fail, then proceeded to punish him (and the dinosaurs) for that failure. Which means that 'God' is not only rather dim, but a bit of an unpleasant sort of chap as well.

He was the [iactual[/i devil. In disguise. If I remember the little of the Bible I've ever read correctly.

If all else fails, "he was a test of faith from the big sky man".

He was a raving loon.



But it related to the theory that grains etc were godly foods and meat (flesh) was, having been produced by an act of sex, likely to make the eater think of sex.

what do Cheerios do? they're made of these godly foods but have a hole...

I've just tried it, they go soggy with cum, as luck would have it the girl next door loves soggy cornflakes, she's eaten the lot. She's licked the platter clean.

I had cereal sex with this one this morning.

I seem to remember Tori Amos performing Cornflake Girl wearing less than the traditional quota of underwear. Is this relevant?

You've got me thinking of a scantily clad Rebekah Brookes.

I can't wait to see her in a prison uniform

Suits her