Rabbitism? I just spoke to a Rabbi I know and he says carrots don't enter into it?



Reminds me of the rabbits that escaped from the tobacco animal testing lab. After an afternoon of tasting freedom, they pigged out in a field of carrots and fell asleep. When they awoke, one says to the other, 'What shall we do now"?

His mate replies, 'I think I'm going to go back'. Why? asks his incredulous friend.



"Well, I'm gasping for a fag".

Don't forget folks, rabbitism is already a long-founded religion with its own bible and everything...







The parable of how the rabbits were driven out of their own territory and their trials and tribulations whilst wandering the wilderness looking for a new home, why, it almost reminds you of a different tribe in a different age doesn't it ?

I'd probably agree with this......You have to remember how long ago the whole Jesus thing was, and how much more 'backward' people were at that time - No TV, no media, just word of mouth....So basically, gossip was the Rupert Murdoch of the day - In the same way that gullible folk are taken in by the Sun and the Mail, so a whole load of people could be taken in by a supposed intellect telling tall tales about a magicman.



At his best, Jesus was just another David Blaine/Derren Brown/Dynamo/etc.....Just imagine a man being able to perform a Dynamo style illusion back in a time when there was no TV, no media, and with it, no modern day cynicism?....With that in mind you can see why he built such a devout following and why such outlandish sounding stories were written about his capabilities - Water to wine, bread and fishes, rising from the dead, they would have been very impressive tricks back in the day (especially the last one!), but, to be honest, they are no more impressive than any illusions or tricks you can see nowadays, yet we don't see anybody proclaiming Derren Brown as the Son of God!!

Try and cast this repugnant thought from your mind Kirkstaller but I'd reckon Woody and his jezebel will have been flat out over Xmas and the New Year.

I don't have a choice in this.



The Holy Rabbit made that rabbit noise towards me, He was speaking in teeth, and I was overcome.



My destiny became to save TGG's community from the mouth of the Fiery Fox.



Unless The Holy Rabbit decided many carrot harvests ago that he didn't appreciate your cuddles and snuffling of His Divine Fur, in which case, you're knacked.



I'm alright though and I shall suckle at The Promised Upside Down Water Bottle for all eternity.



Won't stop Rabbiting on every thread like a massive gormclops though.

Kirkstaller: I'm still waiting for simple 'yes' or 'no' answers to my earlier questions. No measly, winding words trying to avoid the question, just an honest answer is all that's required.



Have you read the Koran? And if so, what makes you convinced that your god is the only true god? If not, how can you put all non Christians down as sinners without looking further abroad?



Simple answers please.

Don't threads normally get locked when they drift this far off topic. Oh, you're all ganging up on Kirkstaller again....

He'll get back to you when he's read what Ray "Bananaman" Comfort has to say on the subject.

Getting back to Kirkstallers original post on this subject.... What amuses me greatly is that the Daily Wail's opinion of the intellectual capacity of their reader base makes them deem it essential to inform everyone which is Woody and which is Holly in the photograph The original link posted below to save everyone the trouble of finding it again. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... telli.html TG. PS I still reckon that Woody's wife is much better looking than his bit on the side.

Getting back to Kirkstallers original post on this subject.... What amuses me greatly is that the Daily Wail's opinion of the intellectual capacity of their reader base makes them deem it essential to inform everyone which is Woody and which is Holly in the photograph The original link posted below to save everyone the trouble of finding it again. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... telli.html TG. PS I still reckon that Woody's wife is much better looking than his bit on the side.

They did similar with another male/female pic the other day too

Actually I think it's very forward thinking of the Mail. How would you know which one is which? You could take a guess but then you would be gender-stereotyping.