I have never been to a rugby or football game when the man stood behind me was so annoying.

If you cannot handle your drink dont bother sitting down hitting the person in front of you on the head every 5 minutes.

When im at it its 1 seat per person dont be clever and squash your friends in as its not fair on everyone else whos paid next year i will be making sure the right people are informed.

Get used to it, its something that will continue right through your life but when you are handing over half your income on a mortgage in an area that you personally selected because its got "normal" people living in it, just think of that lad who was p1ssing in the sink, grown up, on JSA and housing benefit living in a housing association development along with 500 other people who also p1ss in their sinks.



Then wonder who got the best deal out of their lives.

My excellent East Stand seat...





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small seats? kin tell me about it, i randomly ended up sat next to Paul Anderson, who was very nice, but it was a tad cramped.

Nothing wrong with a bit of sink p!s$ing as me and my mates do it all the time and it’s the rave at the moment. Its an easy mistake to make anyways and you can get fined now for doing it outside the toilets.



Next time you see a lad do this pat them on the back and shout pride of Britain because we bloody well are!









At Headingley it’s a bit of a shame that you have to go through a whole match with the fear of the south stand roof falling on top of you just in order to avoid the snobby ones on the western terrace!





I got a great deal out of my life thanks for living on a sink council estate. Its thanks to the Housing association I got the best lines in my MC about the estate I’m on -



Oh, Oh Look what the housing association has bough us

This bloke with three minging daughters



They throw all the scum onto here

The sink estate society wants to disappear

The one pigs enter with genuine fear

I was in the pub next to the ground where the idiot saints fans burnt a Leeds shirt out side! They were loving it! He who laughs last laughs longest! That's all I'm saying

They were chanting with the saints fans mate before the cans started getting thrown.

When they were getting escorted out they were chelping wibsey rugby league KNOB-HEADS.

Ohh I also forgot about the middle aged woman who was in the gents toilet. When someone had told her she was in the wrong toilet, she just said "it's too busy is the female toilets, so I have had to come in here". Classy lady

You get her number Rich?

No, 4 other lads escorted her into the cubicle. I left after that but nothing would shock me with the drunken t00ssers that were around me last night.

you must have been sat just to my left rich. i saw the poilice march him out

young chav in front of me kept standing up. at one point he was on his mobile to his mate,stood up and waving. i shouted "sit down ".

he yelled"who said that i'll f*cking kill him".



i stood up and said it was me, what you gonna do.



he sat down

You want to watch yourself crouching down there Damo there's going to be alot of splashback from your mates' waters.