Excellent news that both should be available for the game against Leeds in a few weeks time.

Especially Joel, who is considered quite a week link in Wigan at the moment, if he can be riled up then hopefully TMFMISL will have his number.

Will he be employing Burrow to hide behind after he's wound him up?

Hopefully, then it will be the 13 of Leeds vs the 12 of Wigan.

Nah... it'll be 12 v 12.

He always goes missing after he's been threatened.



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1) Employ some niggle - cheap elbow or forearm, third-man in of course.

2) Hide behind other Leeds players (like Burrow) when it kicks off.

3) Go AWOL.

4) Still being on the pitch, he is permitted to be replaced by a team mate from the bench, thus enabling Leeds to maintain the numerical advantage he has created.

In order to be replaced, he'd need to be found first. A difficult task given that he's already disappeared up his own twitching anal sphincter.

He is brave enough to step on to the Rugby pitch, that will do for me. Or just look behind Rob Burrow, as that is where you said he would be hiding.

So is Ian Kirke.

He is, there is quite a formidable list of people brave enough to play Rugby League.

Yet they don't all create niggle then hide behind others when a real toe-to-toe fight threatens to kick off. I've not seen J. Tomkins run away from a fight yet.

you wont see it for the next two weekends either. Whereas Ian Kirke will be playing at Headingley on Saturday.