Deary me. Can we call this first 15 minutes a practice session, and restart the game? We're terrible.

I take it back. We're not terrible, we're embarrassing.

We've looked alright in the few sets in which we haven't dropped the ball. Our organisation in defence has been woeful, though.

Let's run through some more adjectives.



Terrible. Embarrassing. Slow. Small. Unfit. Disgraceful.

I'll tell you what, when none of our backs can close a gap on Danny maguire in a 50 metre foot race, you know you're looking at the slowest saints back line we've ever put out.

Pathetic , in defense and attack. Whay is Walsh still sat on the bench ?

I'm not too worried about the attack. We haven't had enough possession for that to settle in. Our defence on the edges has been horrific, though. Terrible decisions all over the place, as well as some weak shots. Wilkin, Flash, Jones and Turner all culprits.

FFS.

It's all been sh*t.

Leeds have simply picked our weak spots. We can match them in the middle, but their worst back is better than our best back. So they're just shipping it out wide, and we can't come close to containing them. Literally men against boys. Their backs look about six inches taller, three stone heavier and ten metres faster than ours.

...and 28 times more intelligent.

And just think, no Hall or Briscoe in those backs either