Given some of the bad feeling on the board, I thought it might be nice to have some where to have a bit of a giggle.



So here's a few jokes. Feel free to add to them



I was clearing out my late German Grandfather's closet and decided to give all his old clothes to the local charity shop.



I handed over the bag of clothes to the shop assistant who was rummaging through it when a horrified expression formed on her face.



"How dare you bring this uniform in to my shop" she exclaimed angrily. "This is a symbol of pain, shame and humiliation."



Hugely embarrassed at this turn of events, I quickly took back the bag.



"I'm truly sorry" I said. "I had no idea he was an Arsenal fan."

I think I might be allergic to Rohypnol. Every time I take it my hurts.

The iPhone is useless to an immature person like myself.



I type "5318008" into the calculator and turn it upside down, but the screen rights itself.

Went to the hospital with the wife and the doctor asked me to accompany her to the theatre.



We saw The Lion King.

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?



Justice Fingers.

Now that's my type of joke

Just quit my job at the Helium factory. Not being spoken to like that again.

Jeremy Beadle used to have a small willy.



But on the other hand, it's quite large.

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice

Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife and she said to me, "How many potatoes would you like?". I said "Ooh, I'll just have one please". She said "It's OK, you don?t have to be polite" "Alright" I said "I'll just have one then, you stupid cow"

Patient "Doctor doctor, I keep seeing lots of colourful flashing fish."

Doc "Have you seen an optician?"

Patient "Naw, only fish."