Without wishing to annoy anyone, let's have a cap-comp every month this year with a RL slant....



Here's January!



Salford are so much cheaper than Manchester AnythingElse!

After the first home game:



"Season tickets are selling better than expected"





This is a joke before I get jumped on, if Salford cam shift 2500-3000 that would be a good start considering.

During the first home game:



'Season tickets were better than expected'

"So this is a good crowd for our home games"

Like Mancini did, I always wear a club scarf. The new kit is nice isn't it?

There's always the possibility of a Hot Chocolate tribute act at half time to increase attendances !

"I believe in miracles"

"I know! People are fecking [iobsessed[/i! I've had to stop hanging my boxers out on the line, just in case."

If this all goes belly up I'll be on the first flight back to Mingo City.

I owe everything to my friend and mentor, Dr Allam.

Interviewer: "Don't look now - just keep still - there's a giant black wolf with huge red eyes on your stand roof and it looks like it's gonna pounce on you!"



Dr K: "Are you having me on?"

"As you can see behind me, the London Broncos away support is better than ever!"