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| Quote Dave Lister="Dave Lister"What's wrong with that? If a ball is bouncing, you should catch it, before it bounces again. You'd be waiting for ages if you arrived at the approximate location of the ball and held out until it stopped bouncing. The other team might pinch it.'"
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| Quote Mr. Zucchini Head="Mr. Zucchini Head"But surely if you catch the ball before it bounces it is not a bouncing ball.'"
Ah that famous ancient Chinese proverb. Deep. |
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| Quote Wheels="Wheels"Ah that famous ancient Chinese proverb. Deep.'"
There's another
"Man who gets in argument with Dave Lister will die before he wins" |
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| Quote Wheels="Wheels"Ah that famous ancient Chinese proverb. Deep.'"
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| Quote carmont is king="carmont is king"i didn't hear that myself but I bet there was money changing hands.
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For me that's up there with Ian Millward's post-match analysis of a Leeds-Bradford match a few years ago when he referred to Nick Scruton as "Nick Scroton". You couldn't see it, but afterwards you could hear the rustle of twenty pound notes being pressed into his hand. |
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| Quote TrevLovesJanice="TrevLovesJanice""....and surely Adrian Morley will be this year's Man Of Steel"'"
what a silly thing to say... Morley doesn't even kick goals. |
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| Not exactly ludicrous but very amusing nonetheless, A while ago I heard Eddie refer to Matt Diskin as Matt Dikskin. |
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| Quote Mr. Zucchini Head="Mr. Zucchini Head"But surely if you catch the ball before it bounces it is not a bouncing ball.'"
But if you are unable to catch the ball before it bounces owing to being too far away, what do you do? |
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| Quote Dave Lister="Dave Lister"But if you are unable to catch the ball before it bounces owing to being too far away, what do you do?'"
Imagine this in a Brian Blessed voice...
DIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!
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GORDONS ALIVE!!!!??????
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| Quote Dave Lister="Dave Lister"But if you are unable to catch the ball before it bounces owing to being too far away, what do you do?'"
Stand with one hand on hip, pointing accusingly at team mates with the other? |
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| Quote 74'="74'"Has anybody mentioned Phil "I love Wigan" Clarke's comments that, according to him, when a player is injuired (like Briers was on Saturday through a neck injuiry & like Matt King has probably snapped his cruicate) apparently they should try to get off the field quicker.'" Maybe you should read all the thread |
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