On a playing sense it's a great addition, but his ability to give your Mrs a good seeing too behind you back might take a while to the gain trust of the players. At the end of it all he's probably regretting the whole fiasco and learned his lessons. Come to think about it i know a few Carney's like this, with a deceitful and perception problem . Must be a name thing.

Not all: the last Carney I was pals with, could (and did) drink far more than I could dream of doing, so I doubt the two backed beasts issue appeared.

A dig at Are Kyd me thinks.

Think I'll cancel the Wife's season ticket

The pseudonym "Beast" is fitting too, there's one with Neanderthal traits I can recall, if we can get him on the other wing, we'd have The thing on the wing and the plank on the flank.

Which must make you the ' that thinks the earth is flat'

Tw@t

Terwat

Gee whiz your worse than Barker for spelling spaces. Or is it Barker.

Carney's stats pre season -

Tries -

Worst - 17 Tries , Best 21 Tries

Meters -

Worst - 2302m , Best 2578 Mtrs Gained

Ave Gain pre Carry -

Worst 8.39m , Best 10.39m

Disciplinary -

2013- 4 charges - Total 10 Matches

2014 - 3 Charges _ Total 5 Matches

2015 0 charges



worth the risk to her indoors

Another creepy stalker.



He'll lose interest when he discovers what the button mushroom below his gunt is for.

Definitely renewing the wife's ticket now.