- Middle lane drivers.



- Drivers who overtake, pull infront of you and then brake ?



- Jamie Oliver (I'd love to stamp on his face).



- Gordon Ramsey (I'd also like to stamp on his face).



- Cookery telly shows, especially including Jamie Oliver & Gordon Ramsey.



- Motorway signs asking you to to do no-more than 30 mph for example, when the traffic isn't moving an inch.



- Alex Ferguson complaining (which pretty much covers the opening of his mouth).



- Text talk.



- Go-Compare telly adverts.



- City fans telling you their a massive club with massive support, with massive resources, a massive stadium, and a massive team...... when they're just massive let downs and nothing else.



- Coronation Street.



- Davina McCall stare'ing into the camera and gurning that annoying grin that makes you want to hit her in the face with a steaming iron.



- Dog walkers who lovingly scoop up their pets fresh excrement and put it into little plastic bags. I pay taxes and will never pick-up my dogs turds.



- People that buy tennis rackets, play tennis for 2 weeks then leave them in their garages / sheds after Wimbledon has finished..... never to touch them again.



- People that collect vouchers out of newspapers then use a big pile of them in Asda. I always manage to stand behind one in the queue I join.

People who let their dogs foul especially sports pitches and don't pick it up

lol @ Paul2812 - Can empathise with all of them (other than SAF)

Another one is the matrix signs that say "Fog" when it's foggy, like you might just have missed it.



Also, community speed awareness communities. W@nkers.

- Women who have queued with an item knowing how much it cost, then, at the time of purchase, then get there purse out and begin counting their money



- Lorry Drivers taking 30 miles to ovetake another lorry



- People who fail to understand that you dont love thier pet



- People pushing in at bars



- Roid head's thinking they are the hardest men in the world



- People who use sunbeds to turn red and think it looks good



- People with yellow spots JUST EFFING POP THEM



- Fat people eating chocolate, chips and burgers with a diet coke



- Fat women who thing that they have attractive boobs when its just big balls of fat with a nipple



- People who start threads like this

people who foul sports pitches?

thin people who think they should critisize what i eat, who eventually will have an aneurism and die despite eating healthily

-Any Co-Op local store, always only one on the till, with 4 stacking shelves.



-Old ladys in the Co Op, who decide to do their weekly shop whilst im on my dinner half hour, and i have wait in the queue for 20 minutes whilst they pay in pennies.



- "Wiggas"



-Men who go on Sunbeds...particularly the ones in school who were "softies" who have now roided it up and tatooed it up and think theyre the dogs bollox. Id still kick your a*ses





-People who try to tell you that what you are telling them is wrong, yet it is they who have asked for your advice because self admittedly "they dont have a clue"



-When you lend "a mate" money, no matter how small the sum, and they avoid your calls rather than just say "il give it you next week mate"



-People who are happy to mouth off about you, yet when confronted, deny all knowledge



But most of all...



- Going the loo and realising theres no bog roll. That REALLY grinds my gears

What a sorry excuse for not picking up your dog's dirt.Pathetic.

Scousers

" Eh! Eh! Alright! Alright! Calm down! Calm down!"

Nearly as pathetic as reading what I put and taking it seriously. If I do ever get a dog I'll make sure it craps on your driveway just to wind you up you saddo.

family guy

PMSL