For me normally about 9ish then a brew then bed

Nailed on!

I've just seen him planing a few doors down which were on the snagging list.



He could do with a shave and a bloody good haircut if you ask me. His safety clothing was non existant too, you really can't wear sandals on site in this day and age.

I am here





Super league is no longer a dream

JC,

Can you explain why all the churches have signs outside saying 'Jesus Lives' and then the priests are telling us that Jesus died for our sins, please advise.

PS. Can you really see everything, even when im on the toilet with the door shut or is that your ald chap?

Do you reckon his mum and dad bought him a combined birthday and christmas present?

Very funny!

There aint one as Hobson scoffed it all, Jesus wasnt impressed.

Masterbation will make you go blind my child

I'm sure he saw it when you shat your pants at the match the other week

Whilst on holiday in Corfu last year, I witnessed young women sunbathing topless in full view of everyone, including young children. Many of them wore bikini bottoms that barely covered their buttocks, and the authorities did nothing. However, on the same beach one of the lads, who had the decency to remain fully clothed, was arrested by police for masturbating in the privacy of his own trousers. Double standards again.