Quote spook2011="spook2011"well done.... you made my head hurt! and it's only 930 in the evening!
ps I read Graham Greene on the loo is that gay?'"
Yep, you're the odd 1 around here!
There was a guy at the warehouse I used to work at in Leeds, an ageing Loiner! He'd go to the loo at 11.15 every day without fail. I'd go into he toilet with water spray and spray it over the cubicle. He'd never say anything.

Sometimes I'd open up a paper on page 3 and slide it slowly under.
Once I nearly broke him by putting some speakers in my pockets attached to a walkman and went into the toilets playing 'Money.' He chuckled quietly to himself but I blew it by cracking up. He said "You just can't help it can you?"