Class

sorry mate its us eye sight...i thought you were justin lee collins

"Oh sh*t, I think I've...hang on a sec...yeah I have. I've only gone and followed through on us undies. That's another pile of sh*t I've produced without really meaning to. Never mind, I'll stick them on ebay. You watch the bidding war kick off between withernsea zebra and JM Sports Ltd."

If you see that rovers player with the blonde hair, let me know cos he's after me

editted



meldrews into meltdown

Can you ask Justine if he wants to car share to the Job Centre??

"Alright boys after me....

They're creepy and they're kooky,

Mysterious and spooky,

They're not all together bubbly,

but you know they really love me,

The Hetherington Family"

"Coach of the month lads, Really...me.......oh hang on a minute...your taking the pish aren't ya"

can either of you lads tell me if my gameplan is ok?



cos everybody else says it's fine?



but us thinks there lying to us you see.

Sorry Fish, I only try and sign 2nd rowers.

A man walks into a bar

Cos us bar was to fooking low.

Right clint I got a shortage in the second row how about you come and sign for us.

Fisher you play hooker dont yeah? come to us and ill make u a fine scrum half