After having a quick shufty at my Mum's HDM (not a euphamism for the filth of mind) whilst round at hers over Christmas and it would appear that this applies to the whole newspaper.



It really is shizzle, why does anyone buy this cack never mind going to the trouble of writing in?

Scrunched up newspaper is still one of the best ways to dry out wellies , so until something better comes along on the boot drying front there will always be a demand.

Had a phone call off the person who wrote the letter in question today.



He is absolutely delighted at the response he has recieved on this website.



He said you will love his next one if it gets published of course.

So, he reads the responses on this site, but has to phone you in order to get you to post something for him?

Thats correct apart from the fact he did not ask me to post.



That was my idea.



Is that ok?

Surprised the jerk can use a phone... did he get his carer to dial

I think he just bashes the phone with his forehead six times and hopes for the best.

I bet that hurt! did it black and Whiteley?

Nice guess, but not quite.



Although you could say im a chip off the old block.

Are you a test tube baby?

I am a bit special if thats what you mean?

What an exciting life he leads